Just found some quotes on another blog:

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They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is very embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk…. The receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said. The Receptionist replied; “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private. The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

“The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes??” There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?? I can’t pee out of it,” he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you’re gonna lose!

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1 If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself

2 Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

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To love someone is to give them the power to break your heart.

Last night’s dream changed my whole life completely. I wrote a post on my problem. De-activated my facebook acount. Deleted my xanga. Started a new blog.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it’s the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM

eh. today, i can’t be bothered to write in capitals. because i’m tired and i feel kinda in between depressed and sad, and sleepy. you get the idea. um. hkys. performance. i wanted to watch hkyso but then there’s this stupid choir thingie in between. stupid choir. retarded arthur. perveted arthur.

err. stupid worthless rehearsal in the morning, made me wake up at 7am which makes me grumpy and makes me feel HORRIBLE.

the bad thing was, he isn’t there. i’m looking and looking right in front of me and DAMN IT, he’s not there. like he should be.

i’m quitting hkys next year. i have to choose between hkyso and sailing with my parents on sundays. if i continue hkys next year, i am going to commit suicide, but at the same time i get sailing. if i go to hkyso i can’t go sailing unless for any holidays and stuff. and if i don’t go to hkyso and go to sailing, then mabye next year i can cough, “gain more weight” and change sailing to saturdays and also go to hkyso. i want to go NOW. i hate hkys so badly. argh. no way i’m going back. feeling all horrible right now.

this is stupid. all i want to do is be with YOU. but you’re not there, you’re not anywhere, you’re not even in hkyso. ohshit.

afternoon. msn-ing amelia. 100$b shop. pretty fun.

got a comment on my say-so: “carisse, i fucking love you”. hm.

iloveyou.

i wish i could see all the people i love and be reassured that they’re there for me. IF they are, that is. mabye they’re not. mabye i’m alone in this world. HE abandoned me, so why shouldn’t he now?

i’m walking along the promenade, dressed in all the clothes, thinking of that moment we looked at each other, and i’m in the same clothes, same place, same time. except you aren’t there.

oh james. where are you?

month’s “resolutions”:
1) stop eating junk food.
2) that’s it.
3) forget about him.
4) SEE HIM.

i went to the bookstore today in central. dymocks. stupid ‘eclipse’ book is $190. dude. i had…$200. PUT IT IN THE LIBRARY!

hkyso/sailing. oh jesus, what are you making me do? i effing want to do both so much. you suck, jesus.

you know, choosing between hkyso and sailing is the hardest decision i’ve ever had to make so far, even including choosing between violin and piano, a decision i have to make later in my life.

ohwhyohwhyohwhy.
whereareyou?

Went to Lamma yesterday with Ocean, but didn’t bother to write last night. Started off by promising Ocean to call her at 8-9am the night before, then woke up the next day at 10 instead, and having a 15 minute morning-sleepiness negotiation with Ocean about where to go. So we decided on Lamma.

I just wanted to get my mind off some certain people for a while, and just enjoy myself with my friends. That did work, but today it just came back stronger, like a double dose for ‘missing’ out yesterday.

Anyway, back to Lamma. Strolled around shops, saw a coupla kitties, ‘meow-ed’, got Ocean  jealous because a cat came to me, and went to the beach, took a hundred of photos. Oh, we took pictures of the same place, and later we looked at each other’s photos:
Ocean: Look at my photos =]
Me: Look at mine
Ocean: Why are they better?!
So she decided to, eh, take pictures with ‘perspective’. Haha. LOL. Um. And later we came back to la Central, wandered about, and took the effing stupid tram to um, Causewaybay, where she taught me what SOGO is (and yes, I have no idea where SOGO was), and took me to Genki Sushii XD

That’s all I’ll write now..about Lamma.

Today, woke up at 11am, (later and later), ate breakfast, RECOVERED MY COMPUTER SYSTEM, THANK GOD, read an article about Fedora, or eeeDora, downloaded the file, is being confused about what “run syslinux” means..eh, yeah.
At about 12:30, went out to Admiralty, and then to Mongkok, at the Grand Century Place, wandered around in the bookshop for about half an hour, then decided I was feeling hungry for lunch and randomly brought two lemmingtons from Pacific Coffee. And dang it, they put it in a big big box. I’m like, Hey you, I don’t need an effing box! What am I going to do with it? I have to open the box, then try to use those forks to eat that lemmington thingy, without a convenient paperbag!! And it’s making me look very stupid. PFFT.
I tried hard to find a place to get RID of the stupid big box, and gave up, and just ate it in the plaza. Grr. I will never take stuff away from Pacific Coffee again.

Rehearsal. Not much. I keep thinking I wish I could see them, at a distance, or really, anywhere, anytime. I wish I could see all the people who I love who has left me.
Short road to: Fall in love easily.
Long road back: Fall out of love un-easily? Lol.

That moment when we both sit down, and we both look at each other, but does his heart melt? Or only mine? After all, all other two things happened at the same time.

I hardly really think about him anymore. There’s nothing to think about. It’s just one of those easy ones.

You’ve all left me. But I still love you.

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So I’m playing around with the Linux CONSOLE, stupid thing, all these computer terms, dunno what the hell it means, and SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN, and you will see what made my day XD
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